Just in time for Halloween, we take stock of the sad state of Monsters in our modern world. Where have all the proud cryptozoological-slash-mythical creatures gone? For good measure, we dive into the frigid waters of the LochRaven Reservoir in search of a fearsome beastie, and get less than we bargained for.

Also, an interview with Russian comedian Ray Romanov, and a new Catch Phrase of the Week. And in a final flourish, we look at Clams.

Guests stars include: Marvelous Marc Unger and the Amazing Betty.

And a Happy Spooky All Hallow's Eve to all!

Hold on to your Diversity badge as we take a look at race, racier, and raciest. We're shooting for a Peabody with this one!

Our Host discovers that Baltimore is a majority Black city, and our reporter talks with a graduate of Morgan State University. Also, we obtain a recording of a phone conversation between the head of Pixar Studios and the actor Samuel L. Jackson.

Special guests: Marc Unger as an alternate-reality dweller; Marc Evans as our Morgan State samaratin, and Brooks Long as Samuel L. Jackson.